Monday, December 20, 2010

TIP OF THE MONTH 'Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought doesn't come from a store'

Since starting this e-letter back in the beginning of 2008 I've shared with you over 30 tips that I know would save you both time and money in your utilization of temporary staffing.

If they have helped you impress your boss great. If they have saved your company money, I hope you got a piece. But most importantly I hope that they have helped make your business more competitive and productive. And while coming up with new "tips" every month can be a challenge, I hope to continue offering useful information about the practices of our industry because let's face it.....temporary staffing is here to stay.

So, the last tip of 2010 isn't going to come from me but rather from some famous people sharing a few of their own words of wisdom. Enjoy!

Be nice to your children for they will choose your rest home. (Phyllis Diller)

Buy land, they ain't making it any more. (Will Rogers)

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it..(George Burns)

If it doesn't fit you must acquit. (Johnnie Cochran Jr.)

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Harry Truman)

If you cannot beat them arrange to have them beaten. (George Carlin)

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead and get married. (Katherine Hepburn)

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. (Bill Clinton)

No problem is so large that it cannot be run away from. (Charles Schultz/Peanuts)

Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store. (Miss Piggy)

The significant problems we face in life cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Al Einstein)

If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything. (Marilyn Monroe)

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. (Mark Twain)

Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened. (Dr. Suess)

And last but not least it was the great Hut Landon that advised "If a Pit Bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm". Happy Holidays!

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